The ‘Hot Coil Challenge’ Is BAAASICALLY Proof We’re Due For A Biblical Flood…
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February 8, 2018Ok… so my headline is a joke. Don’t get too worked up, folks. I don’t actually want to deluge these freaks out of existence… but like… can they just go away now?
Please?
First, the Great Deities Of Natural Selection came for the idiots with carsurfing: A 2008 study by the Centers for Disease Control identified 58 newspaper reports of car-surfing deaths and 41 reports of nonfatal injury from 1990 through summer 2008.
Next, they came for them with Tide Pods.
But now, they have come with a challenge that is beyond painful and beyond insane and beyond imbecilic: the “hot coil challenge.”
Imagine, if you will, someone addled enough in their brain to show how tough they are by placing their bare forearm on a burner of an electric stove that has been heated to its maximum strength.
Imagine, if you will, a human being who would also have the flesh-searing event videotaped for posterity.
Imagine no longer:
Yes, the range of human stupidity is truly astonishing.
QUESTION!
New York Democrats are pushing for legislation to make Tide Pods less delicious looking . (Yes, really) So… will they also push for legislation that makes hot coils look less warm and cozy?
WHAT’S THE PLAN HERE, DEMS?!
Deluge or not I’m building a boat and sailing out into the middle of the ocean where I never have to hear or see this f**kery ever again.
I’m done with people.
I’VE HAD IT.
