Twitter LOSES IT Over This (Va)Geode Cake…And The Update Makes It SO MUCH WORSE

A bakery in Maple Grove, Minnesota baked this beeeeautiful geode cake, and posted it to their Facebook.

I LOVE geodes, so my first instinct was “Ooooooooh. Pretty!”

…Guess I didn’t have my pervert goggles on.

Oh my…

The bakery’s responses make this all SO much better…

OMG.

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. This is amazing.

And there’s at least ONE person who doesn’t see a vagina here…

Again, the response is CAKE COMEDY GOLD

AHAHAHA!

Let’s be real… we all see it now.

And the update… Well. It just made this funny joke too disgusting to deal with…

Nope. Nope. Nope.

We’re done here.