Popular music has devolved from meaningful, moving tunes to full grown men making weird noises into microphones.
Seriously.
There’s a pretty popular rapper that has made an entire career out of going RAA RAAA GRAAAA into a recording device. I can’t remember his name. Maybe it’s a few different guys that all sound the same. I think one of them is in Migos. He also repeats the last word of someone else’s line.
He’s a millionaire now, and you’re not. Let that sink in.
Anyway, the new thing is Scooby Doo Papa… and it’s literally noises and the word “Scooby Doo Papa” set to a beat.
Listen… I’m not being racist here. Spanish is MY FIRST LANGUAGE.
IT SOUNDS LIKE GIBBERISH IN SPANISH, TOO.
Enjoy:
SCOOBY-DOO PA PA …HERE WE GO AGAIN! I COULD KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE😂😂😂😂 we’re so stupid hahaha @inanna
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What even is this?
Obviously the girls were just being silly. So that’s fine. They look cute in their costumes.
But is this really a real song that people listen to and not feel super goofy about?
How do you hear the phrase “Scooby Doo Papa” and not immediately crack up?!
According to Daily Mail:
Have you heard about the ‘Scooby-Doo Papa’ yet? No? Don’t worry, you will soon.
The Internet dance sensation currently going crazy in Latin America has just hit the States and promises to be just as big as the Harlem Shake routine five years ago.
If you want to get ahead of the game, here are the basics of this new dance phenomenon that in just two months has fed over 260,000 videos on YouTube of people, both adults and children, dancing to the hit by DJ Kass, a 26-year-old, Dominican Republic-born, New York City-raised artist.
Father-of-two DJ Kass released the song back in September but it took a YouTuber from Venezuela with 30million followers on social media to make it viral.
From Mexico TV hosts and Peru’s National Police Department to pre-schoolers’ favorite Pocoyo, videos show people emulating the moves introduced by YouTuber Lele Pons.
Miami-based Pons with over 8 million YouTube subscribers and 22 million followers on Instagram is credited with spreading the new dance with a video she posted on her Instagram account on Dec. 1.
As of Tuesday, the video, in which Lele Pons and her friend and fellow YouTuber Inanna Sarkis appear as Velma and Daphne of the original American animated cartoon, had been seen close to 27 million times.
This is what the people want now.
What a time to be alive.
Here’s a palate cleanser, if you feel dirty.
Call me pretentious, but if I have to listen to lyrics I don’t understand, I’ll take Pavarotti. Thanks.
VIN- CE- ROOOOOOOOOOO!