BILLIONAIRE Refuses To Pay His HUGE Tax Bill… Over GOOSE CRAP!

Most of us just grit our teeth and pay our taxes. We don’t really have a choice.

If you’re a billionaire? Well, you can start a big fuss about how you just don’t wanna pay. Don’t worry – your army of lawyers will protect you.

That’s exactly what’s going on here… A Billionaire decided he shouldn’t have to pay his property taxes… over goose poop.

According to this:

A NY Billionaire doesn’t want to pay the property taxes on his home… Billionaire Tom Golisano says he tried stringing up fishing line, spraying smelly repellent and even posting a wolf decoy, but nothing could rid his lakeside vacation home of the Canada geese that turned his lawn into a minefield of poop.

His next line of attack? Refusing to pay his $90,000 school tax bill until officials in the Finger Lakes town of South Bristol, New York find a way to control the birds.

I’m sorry… I just don’t see how you get to decide to do that.

‘This past summer it was horrible. We’d drive in and find 100 to 200 geese parked on our lawn,’ said Golisano, founder of payroll company Paychex and former owner of the Buffalo Sabres hockey team. ‘You can’t walk barefoot, can’t play Frisbee, can’t have your grandchildren run around. … Here I am paying all this money in taxes and I can’t use my property because of the geese droppings.’

Golisano’s stand over bird poop is just one part of his one-man protest campaign against a taxation system he believes is flawed and inequitable.

He’s pledging to file a class-action lawsuit on behalf of other upstate homeowners who believe they are being overtaxed. And he recently launched a website, TaxMyPropertyFairly.com, to give ordinary taxpayers the tools to challenge their property tax bills.

Being overtaxed and being mad about bird poop are two completely seperate issues, in my mind.

Golisano contends that tax assessors often lack the training, time and expertise to accurately assign property values that determine what share of the local tax collection each homeowner pays.

‘A lot of people are suffering significant injustice because of the assessment system,’ said the 76-year-old Golisano, founding member of the New York Independence Party and three-time candidate for governor.

Fair enough! But again… does that mean the bird poop is just an excuse not to pay what he believes to be too-high taxes?

Can you just do that?

This isn’t the first time Golisano has been upset over high taxes.

Escaping high taxes was part of the reason Golisano changed his permanent home address to Naples, Florida, nearly a decade ago. In 2010, he spent $200,000 in legal fees to get the property taxes on his home in Mendon, near Rochester, reduced from $200,000 to $60,000.

He said western New York is notorious for high property taxes. While his wife, tennis Hall of Famer Monica Seles, pays about $4,000 a year in taxes on her New York City condo assessed at $800,000, Golisano said a home with that assessed value in Rochester-area Monroe County would have a $28,000 tax bill.

I mean, that’s actually ridic. Taxes blow… but I have a hard time finding too much sympathy for them. Maybe stop buying mansions in places with ridiculous property taxes.

I feel for normal working Americans who are overtaxed… but this guy kind of got himself into this mess, didn’t he?

PS… no one else seems to think they get out of property taxes because of geese.

Golisano’s fight over the bird poop in the town South Bristol, population 1,600, is based on the argument that the value of his Canandaigua Lake property is driven down by the flocks of wild geese that congregate there and it’s government’s duty to solve the problem.

Town Supervisor Daniel Marshall disagrees. ‘It’s a resident’s problem to take care of, not the town’s,’ he said. Marshall said no other shoreline residents have complained about the geese. ‘It is a lake, after all.’

It’s a lake… there’s geese.

New York’s Department of Environmental Conservation says the state has an overpopulation of non-migrating Canada geese and it’s causing problems for some homeowners, farmers, golf courses and parks. But it says nuisance wildlife on private property isn’t the responsibility of the municipality. The agency recommends numerous ways to shoo them off, including those Golisano has tried. When it’s a community-wide problem, the DEC suggests local officials may want to hire a ‘goose control officer’ and devise a coordinated control plan. That’s what Golisano wants.

For now, the tax fight remains unresolved. Golisano says his next step is to seek a reduced property assessment based on the goose scourge.

That makes more sense to me. You have issues with your taxes… deal with them head on. Don’t use a crap excuse. (Get it? I’m aaaaall about the dad jokes.)

So part of me wants to hate him… until I read this.

He’s actually a really good guy… he just HATES the idea of overpaying taxes… or anything else…

Golisano, whose net worth is listed by Forbes at $3.4billion, is renowned for his generosity to health care, higher education and opportunities for those with intellectual and developmental disabilities. There are three children’s hospitals named for him, in Rochester, Syracuse and Fort Myers, Florida.

But he doesn’t want his pocket picked by local tax assessors or anyone else. In November, he sued the remodeler of his yacht for overcharging him on furnishings. A jury awarded him $50,000, which he said he’ll add to the $2.5million he recently donated for the Golisano Autism Center being built in Rochester.

‘It’s the principle,’ he said.

Ok… so that’s really cool.

But c’mon man! Bird poop?!

What do you guys think? Is he fighting for justice? Or just trying to get out of paying his hefty tax bills?