Jimmy Kimmel is Chuck Schumer’s personal TV puppet.
There’s no doubt about it.
The same guy who used to have girls stuff their hands down their pants in a Man Show segment literally called “What’s In My Pants” is now somehow a liberal feminist champion of women who parades his kids out for political gain.
Ok, whatever.
But now… well, he wants to be SURE any conservative viewer he has left knows it’s time to turn the channel.
Why are all talk show hosts liberal? Well, because talk show hosts are smart, and conservatives are stupid.
Seriously.
“It just so happens that almost every talk show host is a liberal and that’s because it requires a level of intelligence” – @jimmykimmel @PodSaveAmerica live pic.twitter.com/yNKbpzVNUp
— Emily Black Favreau (@ebfavs) February 4, 2018
Jiiiiimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy…
Yeah that must be it https://t.co/odZY4ZZEj2
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 4, 2018
Hahahhahaa….so few words, so much ownage.
Girls on trampolines @benshapiro – don’t forget! Intelligence.. Ha! I’d like to see this guy try to debate a conservative host. pic.twitter.com/EPedBZd5IB
— Jimi Plouffe (@jimiplouffe) February 4, 2018
Get the sense that @jimmykimmel's line of reasoning is something like: "I'm on X side, I'm *smart*, ergo X side must be the smart side (while ignoring all the idiotic things members of X support, do and say).
— William Keane (@largebill68) February 4, 2018
SOOOO SMART!
— Marshall Benson (@marshallebenson) February 4, 2018
Because reading bad jokes from a cue card, then talking to another ninny celebrity about their book or movie, is so tough and intellectually demanding.
— Thomas Purcell (@realTomPurcell) February 4, 2018
IT IS! Jimmy is a GENIUS!
Jimmy… I’m sure this is a shock to your puny little brain… but talk show hosts are mostly liberal for the same reason the vast majority of the Hollywood and entertainment elite are… the guys at the top are, and they like to hire cronies who won’t question them.
Ron said it best:
— Kaylee (@banuelos_kaylee) February 4, 2018