Joe Kennedy III Blames “Drool-Gate’ On Too Much ChapStick

After President Trump’s SOTU address, Democrats rolled out a slobbery Kennedy.

They’re so unoriginal. Name recognition. That’s all Democrats have at this point. (And holy mother of horrible optics. Is that a car I see in the background? Yikes.)

We’ve all been wondering what Kennedy had on his face. Was it drool? Did he eat a bucket of greasy chicken right before? Was it sweat?

Well folks, the mystery is over. Kennedy said the crap on his face wasn’t drool. It was ChapStick.

Rep. Kennedy tells @GStephanopoulos he decided “to go light on the Chapstick” this morning after giving the Democratic response to the State of the Union. https://t.co/Uhk1ekQPME pic.twitter.com/h3tCYbOi75

— Good Morning America (@GMA) January 31, 2018

“Oddly enough, I decided to go a little bit light on the ChapStick this morning,” Kennedy said during an appearance on ABC’s “Good Morning America.”

“More on the coffee, light on the ChapStick, which was probably a wise choice,” he added.

It’s not about putting on too much ChapStick. It’s about MISSING YOUR LIPS dude.

How Joe Kennedy III puts his chapstick on. pic.twitter.com/ggBFgz3UnC

— President Trump (@TrumpSetsUFree) January 31, 2018

So Joe Kennedy doesn’t even know how to put on ChapStick. The new face of the Democratic Party, everyone.

One more thing. During Kennedy’s rebuttal, he whined about our nation building a big, beautiful wall.

“America, we carry that story on our shoulders. You swarmed to Washington last year to ensure that no parent has to worry if they can afford to save their child’s life. you probably marched together last weekend, thousands on the streets of Las Vegas, Philadelphia and Nashville,” he said. “You set high atop your mom’s shoulder and held a sign that read ‘build a wall in my generation will tear it down.'”

Interesting. It sounds like he’s opposed to walls, which is really weird when you consider that the Kennedy’s old estate is surrounded by a GIANT CONCRETE LOOKING WALL.

IS THAT A WALL ?? #Kennedy #SOTU pic.twitter.com/2JaPItr8yh

— DesiMartin (@desimartin123) January 31, 2018

That’s so weird, right? Why would it have a wall? Why did they want to keep people out? Is it like, a security issue? Are you meaning to tell me that if someone jumped the wall, the Kennedys wouldn’t have invited the individual in for tea and given them a room? Like…if someone illegally walked on the property and refused to leave, the Kennedys would’ve called the police? Isn’t that racist? Why did the Kennedys hate everyone outside of that wall, huh?

The party of the people! https://t.co/QjXOkV9acF

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) February 1, 2018

Hey Joe, a Wall for THEE but not for WE? Mr Kennedy, to quote a wonderful President “Tear Down THIS Wall!” https://t.co/WQpocykF8E

— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) February 1, 2018

I’m confused. Are walls racist or not?

Do let me know, Democrats. And easy on the ChapStick.