President Trump crushed the SOTU speech. There were so many beautiful and powerful moments. The applause Scalise received hit me right in the feels.
But before we go any further, you need to know that this post isn’t about any particular statement or policy. It’s actually about House Speaker Paul Ryan’s face. I’ve been cracking up over his facial expressions and have decided that I want a man who looks at me the same way Paul Ryan looks at Trump. ‘Cause, I mean, LOOK AT THESE LOOKS OF PURE ADORATION.
“Ahhhhhh.”
“God I love this man.”
“He’s so smart.”
“And funny.”
“I might just crack a smile.”
“I’m in a dreeeeeeeeeam.”
“And I never wanna wake up.”
“Aw shucks.”
“Getting serious now.”
“But I still love him.”
Ladies. Find yourself a man who looks at you the same way Ryan looks at Trump.