This Chick DEMOLISHES Cosmo Magazine… And I Want Her To Be My Best Friend

Cosmo magazine is full of creepy sex tips, pseudo-feminist b*tchfests, and HORRIFIC relationship advice designed to ruin your life.

…Ok, maybe that’s not what it’s DESIGNED to do – but believe me- it will. 80% of the chicks I went to college with are (not happily) single – and wonder why they don’t get asked out on second dates.

HINT: It’s because they ask him if he’s a feminist, if he’s pro-abortion, and if he believes in dismantling the patriarchy on the first date. Please stop doing this.

Cosmo recommends all of the above.

ANYWAY.

This is FABULOUS.

Dear Shoe On Head… be my friend?

I have cake and wine and a hatred for third wave feminism!