A bunch of feminists are gathering around America today to march against non-existent oppression. It’s so hard to be them, living in the greatest and freest nation in the history of the world. They can wear whatever they want. They can pursue any career they want (aside from becoming a male wrestler. But give it time. I’m sure they’ll make “progress” in that area soon enough). They can drive, raise families, buy homes and completely control their own lives.
But enough of that! Women will not be shackled by economic prosperity! Shove it, patriarchy!
Can you tell I can’t take these jokers seriously yet?
If you scroll through the #WomensMarch2018 hashtag on Twitter, you’ll see a lot of incredibly tacky people holding incredibly tacky signs. Here’s a sample.
Favorite sign so far today at the #womensmarch2018 pic.twitter.com/nKgtJruMpa
— Brian Krassenstein🐬 (@krassenstein) January 20, 2018
#WomensMarch2018 #WomensMarch #LoveTrumpsHate pic.twitter.com/fYeDGiJTx6
— lehsmit88 (@lehsmit88) January 20, 2018
#WomensMarch pic.twitter.com/lozhVa60NO
— Matthew Seltzer (@SeltzerMatthew) January 20, 2018
Today we march for #GenderEquality, #Health4all, #EqualPay, #SRHR, & all the human rights that women are deprived of. At @plannedparenthood we belelieve in #EqualRights for all & we'll never stop speaking out.
See you guys at the @womensmarch#PowerToThePolls #StandupwithPP pic.twitter.com/hxTDfjeABH— Ala Oueslati (@Alaoueslat) January 20, 2018
Women’s March 2018 Washington DC pic.twitter.com/HPIzGiGec1
— AndrewBuncombe (@AndrewBuncombe) January 20, 2018
Huge shout-outs to @ColumbiaChi at the @womensmarch for sponsorship and for documenting this historical moment and the one last year. #ColumbiaChi #WomenMarch2018 pic.twitter.com/XEfCQKCNWk
— speshkin (@speshkin) January 20, 2018
Anti-@realDonaldTrump picketer en route to march (with “IMPEACH TRUMP” pin). pic.twitter.com/MV8cytGcUr
— Matthew Chayes (@chayesmatthew) January 20, 2018
This is what activism looks like.#WomensMarch2018 #WomensMarchNYC pic.twitter.com/VeS12AOTm0
— Eytan Stern Weber (@EytanSternWeber) January 20, 2018
This is what activism looks like.#WomensMarch2018 #WomensMarchNYC pic.twitter.com/VeS12AOTm0
— Eytan Stern Weber (@EytanSternWeber) January 20, 2018
#WomenMarch2018 #kens5eyewitness pic.twitter.com/43EBr235z4
— SueKENS5 (@SueKENS5) January 20, 2018
As you can see, there’s no shortage of incredibly idiotic signs. However, this one is– by far– the most classless, tacky and trashy.
Fort Worth Texas #WomensMarch2018 pic.twitter.com/aCzbzfJMmP
— Indivisible TX-24 (@indivisibletx24) January 20, 2018
I’m just going to be blunt here. No one– I repeat NO ONE– is trying to inject “politics” into your vag. Do what you want with it. I don’t care. I do care about innocent babies getting murdered because you’re not willing to deal with the consequences of the choices YOU AND YOU ALONE made with your vag.
While we’re on the subject, if you really want politics out of your vag, don’t ask me to pay for your tampons ever again.
How about that?
(Also, who wants to bet she was traumatized by Trump’s “sh*thole” remark?)
I bet her parents are so proud…SMH. 🤡
— Teresa Lakin (@taznt64) January 20, 2018
Classy #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder
— Freedom isn't Free (@TrumpedYou22) January 20, 2018
these are NOT feminist, they are self loathing, angry little girls who have no pride in themselves or morals.
— psl (@SkePatt) January 20, 2018
Keep it classy!
You don’t speak for me#releasethememo#schumershutdown#MAGA— Kathy Richeal (Toth) (@56richk0) January 20, 2018
Don’t worry. She doesn’t speak for us either.
I really hope she's NO ONE'S mom. What an absolute embarrassment to herself & is certainly not representative of women.
Just think, she heard it as a joke at a party then thought it was a good idea to make a SIGN (poorly written & presented at that) & WEAR IT IN PUBLIC 🤦♀️
— NV Native (@Dragonkeepr) January 20, 2018
I have a feeling it’s going to haunt her in the future. Unless of course she becomes a conservative and uses the photo to explain how brainwashed she used to be.
It could happen.
Wow, do you realize that you just took women back with that sign. Class act, you are NOT.
— Nomi Waters (@NomiWaters) January 20, 2018
The worst part of this? That’s the kind of “empowered woman” Democrats want to run for office. They’ll run chicks like her and blame the patriarchy for their epic losses. When in reality, the people won’t vote for women like that because they’re complete lunatics.