We’re Gonna Have To Find Someone Else To Save US From NK… ‘Cuz Rodman’s In Trouble

If you thought Dennis Rodman held the key to preventing nuclear war… then you’re gonna have to find a new hero. ‘Cuz Rodman might get some jail time…

NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman has been charged with DUI in California https://t.co/SC7WVnV5mv pic.twitter.com/UXDeY8UTdY

— CNN (@CNN) January 14, 2018

Ok. I only shared CNN’c version because that picture is awesome…

According to TMZ:

Dennis Rodman’s DUI problems have gone from bad to worse … because he was on probation during his arrest on Saturday — and it likely means he’ll be thrown in the slammer.

Stars! They’re just like worse than us!

The probation stems from a plea deal Rodman struck over a July 2016 wrong way crash — where he was going the wrong way on an Orange County, CA freeway, struck a car and allegedly fled the scene. Witnesses also saw him drinking at a karaoke bar before the crash but he was not charged with DUI for that incident.

However, Rodman was placed on 3 years probation with the condition he stay out of trouble. It was a good deal for Rodman, considering he was facing up to 2 years in prison.

“Good deal” is a bit of an understatement, dontcha think?

So, what happens next? Officials will likely revoke his probation in the wake of the new arrest and he could be sent to prison for the full 2 years he was originally due to serve in the wrong way crash case PLUS any additional time for the new arrest.

Rodman’s rep has told TMZ Sports the NBA player needs rehab — but it could be too little, too late.

Let’s just hope this doesn’t send his buddy Lil’ Kim into a rage! He has a button, after all!

But um… apparently this wont’ stop him:

You think a silly D.U.I. will stop Dennis Rodman from preventing World War 3? He’s got some peace to attend to between the troll dictators.

— Ozman X (@OzmanOOS) January 15, 2018

Right. 100% spot on. Thank you.