#CNNChristmasSongs Is What You Need In Your Life Right Now
Would You Put Your Hand In The Fear Box? These Reactions Are HYSTERICAL.
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December 16, 2017Christmas is a little over one week away. I can hardly believe it. I’m utterly unprepared. I have so many Christmas parties to prep for (I’m in charge of creating a hot chocolate bar, so if you have any tips, throw ’em my way!), and I’m STILL not finished Christmas shopping. Every year I tell myself I’ll get a head start, and every year I wait until the last minute. At least I didn’t wait until the last minute to buy a Christmas tree this year. I’m up in New Hampshire right now and went to those Christmas tree farms. We got a YUUUUUUUUUGE 12-foot tree. It’s gorgeous and smells like heaven. It actually fell over in the middle of the night last week and gave me a heart attack. Thankfully, it didn’t fall on one of my bulldogs. I ended up tying it to the banister with bungee cords. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
In other news, I’ve been listening to Christmas music almost non-stop. Bing Crosby & the Andrews Sisters holiday Pandora station is the best holiday station out there, hands down. But you know what this Christmas season has been missing? CNN Christmas songs!
All I Want for Christmas is Two Honest Sources#CNNChristmasSongs
— Brock Steele (@JohnnyDynamo911) December 12, 2017
12 drummers drumming narratives
11 typers typing
10 repeaters lording
9 ladies lying
8 made lying
7 Kennedy’s swimming
6 sheep a following
FIIIVE marriage rings(for Mika)
4 , 3, 2, AND An
oversized ink cartridge to print lies#cnnChristmasSongs— The Real Pete Smith (@ActualPeteSmith) December 12, 2017
do you see what i see
the fools the fools sitting at a desk
telling lies as big as a kite
telling lies as big as a kite pic.twitter.com/2yLZJP8lfL— §tarßaby (@StarBaby186) December 12, 2017
12 Days of Corrections #cnnChristmasSongs
— Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) December 12, 2017
Acosty the Snowflake
— Bill, just Bill (@WLFanning) December 12, 2017
HAHAHAHA. I LOOOOOVE that one.
Lying on our show,
Every single day,
Even though we know,
We’ll retract it the next dayFake news on trump we bring,
Making Libs look right
What fun it is to lie and sing
On @CNN tonight#cnnChristmasSongs— MADE IN THE USA (@BuildWallMaga) December 12, 2017
I’ll Be Home For Chris Cuomo’s Meltdown
— Kurt Michaels (@DatOtherMichael) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs It’s Beggining To Look A Lot Like Fake News, everywhere you go….
— BIBLE MAN (@acceptjesusnow) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
O Little Town of Anything but Jerusalem— Patty Girl 🍀 (@PerspicaciousXY) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
Rudolph the Red Nosed Anonymous Source— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) December 12, 2017
CNN got ran over by a Trump Train
— Samuel Adams (@shooberto) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
Oh Come, All Ye Hateful— Philip Schuyler (@FiveRights) December 12, 2017
Rockin around The Mistakes We Make #cnnChristmasSongs
— Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) December 12, 2017
Hark the Fakenews Angel Sings #cnnChristmasSongs
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
O Whine All Ye Faithful— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) December 12, 2017
acosta got run over by a sarah
— §tarßaby (@StarBaby186) December 12, 2017
Gosh, I love these.
I’m just gonna leave this here. It’s been stuck in my head for three straight days.
h/t Twitchy
