This is one of those “wait… did I read that right? What in the actual hell?” kinda stories, hence Maya Rudolph’s reaction face above.
No, Maya Rudolph did not have initials burned into her guts.
But other people sure did!
Turns out some surgeon in the UK thinks he’s gut-Banksy and graffitied-up newly transplanted livers.
Uhhhhhh. Ooookay then.
LONDON (AP) — A British surgeon has admitted assaulting two patients by burning his initials into their livers during transplant operations.
Simon Bramhall pleaded guilty Wednesday to two counts of assault, in a case a prosecutor called “without legal precedent in criminal law.”
Bramhall used an argon beam coagulator, which seals bleeding blood vessels with an electric beam, to mark his initials on the organs.
Prosecutor Tony Badenoch says the brandings were “an intentional application of unlawful force to a patient whilst anesthetized,” and an abuse of Bramhall’s position.
The 53-year-old surgeon resigned from Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham in 2014 after another doctor’s discovery of what he’d done resulted in disciplinary proceedings.
Bramhall is free on bail. He is due to be sentenced Jan. 12 at Birmingham Crown Court in central England.
This is a few steps away from Buffalo Bill “lotion in the basket” territory… right ? I mean… someone should check this guy’s basement for skin suits.
BAAAAAAARF.
PS. I reeeally want to know how they found out.