Pop Star Manlet Harry Styles Comes For President Trump, Melania, And Roy Moore
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December 13, 2017Harry Styles used to be in the pop band One Direction and maybe still is. I don’t know. I guess a bunch of chicks think this manlet is suuuuper hot.
I prefer it when men don’t remind me of pre-pubescent hobbits, so there’s that.
Anyway, he subbed for James Corden on The Late Late Show last night (because James is having his third baby) and he spent the majority of his monologue ripping on Trump.
“You may be wondering why I’m hosting tonight,” he bagan his monologue. “And yes, you are right. Donald Trump finally got sick of James’ jokes and deported him back to England.”
Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck.
Then he went in for Moore…
“I don’t know much about hoofed animals, but I’m pretty sure that’s an ass,” Styles said, as the audience hooted wildy. “Thank you. Thank you. I made that one up myself! I didn’t. Moving on!”
As you’ll recall, Roy Moore showed up to vote on his horse Sassy.
Then he took a jab at Melania by mentioning that President Trump announced that he’s planning on sending astronauts back to the moon:
“The president was very startled when suggesting this when Melania raised her hand and yelled, ‘I’ll go!.'”
Total eye-roller. Stick to your day job, manboy.
