Some lunatic was caught smoking on a Southwest flight from Portland to Sacramento (that explains it.) You’re not supposed to do that, folks… and if you do… you’re a total a-hole. I don’t want to be trapped in a flying tube with your smoke, thanks.
Anyway, she (yes, she. Beat you to it.) reacted in a totally appropriate and understandable way by threatening to kill everyone.
Lovely.
According to Daily Mail:
The terrifying video was captured by another passenger on the Portland to Sacramento Southwest Airlines flight.
According to KOIN6, the woman had been caught smoking a cigarette and tampering with the smoke detector in the aircraft’s bathroom.
WHICH AS YOU KNOW, IS A FEDERAL CRIME. THEY SAY IT EVERY FREAKING TIME, LADY!
The airline explained that crew dealt with the woman until she was met by police when the plane landed.
Southwest explained: ‘Our crew in command of Flight 2943 travelling from Portland on Saturday afternoon safely landed on-time in Sacramento following an in-flight disturbance.
‘Our reports from flight attendants indicate a customer violated federal laws by both smoking on board an aircraft and by tampering with a smoke detector in an aircraft restroom.’
‘Our crew enforced the regulation and that was followed by the passenger outburst. The safety of our crew and passengers is our top priority and we take all threats seriously.’
‘The pilots declared an emergency to receive priority handling from air traffic controllers, and our crew handled the situation on board until the plane landed and local authorities stepped in.’
‘The flight carried 136 customers and a crew of five.’
CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THE DUDE WHO HAD TO SIT NEXT TO THIS SEAHAG? HOT DAMN.