There’s A Justin Trudeau Boyfriend Calendar, And I Just Threw Up In My Mouth

I get it. There are some women out there who dig the manlet-type.  And there are so many women out there who think Justin Trudeau is all sorts of dreamy.  There are also women who like dudes in onesie pajamas.

I’m not that woman.

But for those women who love the manlet-pretty-boy-type?  Well, y’all are going to love this.  You’re going to adooooore the fact that there’s a Justin Trudeau boyfriend calendar, just in time for Christmas gift-giving (probably for yourself!), because it’s like re-living your Teen Beat years, girl:

What's inside the @JustinTrudeau, boyfriend calendar. pic.twitter.com/PmR9PC0eL0

— Joan Bryden (@jmbryden) November 27, 2017

(At least I was nice and included the pull-out of that one picture where he’s attempting to flex.  That was super generous of me, even though he was sporting a bob.)

Mmm hmm.

Listen, I happen to like dudes.  You know, like my husband.  Or Bruce Willis or Clint Eastwood or Jason Statham.  Men who don’t have any interest in being feminists.

I also happen to think that Justin Trudeau looks a LOT like Linda Sarsour.  I’m not saying that they really ARE long lost brother and sister, and I’m not even saying that they’re the same person, but I’m not NOT saying either one of those things, either.

(Seriously.  Just open up another browser tab and look at pictures of the two of them for a few minutes and get back to me on that.)

Anywho, this Chick’s response to the calendar sums mine up perfectly:

https://twitter.com/Paola_Dec1231/status/935725378324303872

Yeeeeeah.

So many jokes.  SO. MAAAANY.