When Katy Perry released her new album a few months back, she said she was going to do a bunch of “socially conscious” pop, since she was a political feminist hero now, or whatever.
Remember… she’s Hill’s homegirl.

Can we stop and acknowledge that this selfie was probably the EXACT moment when cute Katy Perry started her decent into the Katy Perry we know now?

SAD!
Anyway… When the “socially conscious” pop failed, she decided to do some “sexual empowerment” stuff.
…and in Katy Perry’s book, that means comparing her vagina to a bunch of food… and then offering it up to men.
and yes, it’s ENTIRELY about oral sex.
This happened a few months ago… but like everything else Katy Perry does… I didn’t notice.
Here’s the whole thing….
Her lady bits are “Kobe steak flown in” …literally a piece of meat…. HOW FEMINIST! SO EMPOWERING!
YouTuber Bart Baker did an AWESOME job breaking it all down… and it’s hilarious… definitely worth watching, for kicks:
He’s SPOT ON.
Here are the lyrics. Yes… They’re really, really bad:
‘Cause I’m all that you want, boy
All that you can have, boy
Got me spread like a buffet
Bon a, bon appétit, babyAppetite for seduction
Fresh out the oven
Melt in your mouth kind of lovin’
Bon a, bon appétit, babyLooks like you’ve been starving
You’ve got those hungry eyes
You could use some sugar
‘Cause your levels ain’t right
I’m a five-star Michelin
A Kobe flown in
You want what I’m cooking, boy
Let me take youUnder candle light
We can wine and dine
A table for two
And it’s okay
If you take your time
Eat with your hands, fine
I’m on the menuSo you want some more
Well I’m open 24
Wanna keep you satisfied
Customer’s always right
Hope you’ve got some room
For the world’s best cherry pie
Gonna hit that sweet tooth, boyLet me take you
Under candle light
We can wine and dine
A table for two (for two)
And it’s okay
If you take your time
Eat with your hands, fine
Get that… she wants oral sex. Was that subtle enough for ya?
Then the rappers come in!
Sweet potato pie (sweet)
It’ll change your mind (change)
Got you running back for seconds (running)
Every single night (hey)
I’m the one they say can change your life (Takeoff)
No waterfall, she drippin’ wet, you like my ice? (Blast)Said she want a Migo night, I ask her, “What’s the price?” (Hold on)
If she do right, told her get whatever you like (Offset)
I grab her legs and now divide, aight
Make her do a donut when she ride, aight
Looking at the eyes of a dime, make you blind
In her spine and I’m on some diamonds change the climate
Sweet tooth (sweet), no tooth fairy (no)
Whipped cream (whip), no dairy (yeah)
She got her hot light on, screaming, “I’m ready” (hot)
What’s her price? So like… she’s a food hooker?
This is AWFUL.
KEEP ON FEMINISTING, KATY! YOU’RE KILLING IT!