Thanksgiving came and went, which means the majority of us stuffed our faces full of one of my all-time favorite things…
PIE.
Keep the cake… I’m a pie girl at heart now and FOREVERRRR!
Anyway, Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted out this totally not offensive, 100% neutral pie tweet.
I️ dont cook much these days, but managed this Chocolate Pecan Pie for Thanksgiving at the family farm! pic.twitter.com/rO8nFxtly7
— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) November 23, 2017
Yum. That pie looks perfect.
Well… according to CNN White House Correspondent (Yes, Really.) April Ryan, it looks TOO perfect, and her journalistic integrity depends on getting to the bottom of this PIEGATE.
Show it to us on a table. https://t.co/ifeSBlSZW7
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) November 24, 2017
I am not trying to be funny but folks are already saying #piegate and #fakepie Show it to us on the table with folks eating it and a pic of you cooking it. I am getting the biggest laugh out of this. I am thankful for this laugh on Black Friday! https://t.co/ifeSBlSZW7
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) November 24, 2017
Uh… you ARE “trying” to be funny… it’s just not working. You are pathetic.
Does she not realize this is embarrassing for her? She’s legitimately trying to turn this into a scandal.
She even keeps going…
OMG! Lie-abetes!!! flat line! https://t.co/Pkakl1HUXc
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) November 24, 2017
Trying to be funny. Failing.
Here’s the thing… even if it IS a fake pie… (which seems a little odd. Why lie about something like this? You’re best off just not saying anything at all.) the fact that his hag wants to make it a HUGE deal is pretty sad.
Of course, she works for CNN… what else would you expect?
Just to be clear on who we’re dealing with here, April Ryan also managed to call Diamond and Silk singing, dancing Uncle Toms over this “pie gate” by retweeting this:
Diamond and Silk in one gif pic.twitter.com/11IjMn1tna
— Adrian ™ ✭ (@ADRIAN_KAL_EL) November 25, 2017
She’s just lovely, isn’t she?
April just has an undeniable chip on her shoulder against Sanders. This is how she figured she’d get her back, I guess..
April Ryan had previously tried to get Sarah to “admit that the White House supports slavery”… and Huckabee Sanders called her “disgusting.”
A few days ago, Ryan asked some nonsensical question to which Sarah responded “April, I’m starting to regret calling on you first.”
AAAWKWARD. So yeah… this twit was just trying to get her back…
Sarah responded to the DRAMA, and I LOVE it.
Don’t worry @AprilDRyan because I’m nice I’ll bake one for you next week #RealPie #FakeNews 😉 https://t.co/5W3mGbKs4J
— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) November 24, 2017
She also retweeted this:
Asked @PressSec’s daughter about #piegate. Claims pie was “made by Mom” and was “yummy”. Declined further comment as Paw Patrol was on.
— David W. Sanders (@DavidWSanders2) November 25, 2017
Awesome.