NY ‘Throuple’ Is Planning On Adopting Children

‘When we meet somebody at a bar I will usually say “hi, I’m Cait and these are my two boyfriends.”

People usually think she’s joking.

But she’s not. Cait, Chris, and Matt are all together… Chris and Matt are married, Caitlyn joined them later after meeting on a dating app…

And now they want kids.

Great idea, folks.

According to this:

A ‘throuple’ of two married men and a woman are thinking of adopting children together.

Chris, 38 and Matt Brandt, 28, from New York, have been together for eight years.

Two years ago they invited Cait Earnest, 28, into their relationship after meeting her on a dating app.

I tend to stay out of adults’ choices and relationships. I have many gay people in my life who I love dearly, and I do not pass judgement on their relationships.

The “throuple” thing is unsettling to me, but I really don’t feel like I need to intervene in any way… I want people to stay out of my life…. so I stay out of theirs.

HOWEVER… The having kids thing certainly gives me pause.

Chris, who is bisexual, said he suggested to Matt that they involve a woman because he had never had any sexual experiences with them.

He said Matt was against the idea at first but soon decided to try it and the couple met Cait.

The trio now live together in a one bedroom apartment and say their relationship is better than ever before – despite disputes about who sleeps where in the bed.

ait and Chris say they are bisexual while Matt defines himself as homoflexible, meaning he prefers men but is open to women.
He said: ‘I guess I had an awakening after I had a sexual experience with a women. It is just another body, another soul, a connection that I can have.’

Wow. Modern love.

Is the “who sleeps where in the bed” line supposed to make them lovable and endearing?

It’s not really working.

Despite how much they want to pretend this is TOTALLY WORKING… it’s not.

Cait, who officiated her boyfriends’ wedding, said she was jealous at first because she liked Chris more than Matt and was frustrated that she would have to share him with Matt.

Matt said he was also jealous of Cait because he thought Chris would love him more than her, but both said they soon came to terms with their place in the relationship.

The ‘throuple’ say they are thinking about having children in the future and believe any child would be ‘lucky’ to have three parents.

But Matt said they are happy with their two dogs for now.

So let’s be real here. Both Matt and Cait love Chris. They just put up with eachother because it’s the only way they’ll get what they want.

Suuuurely the jealousy is ALL BETTER now. Surely.

Throw some adopted kids in the mix, why don’t ya?

Super mature, not at all selfish idea!