Couple Gets It On In A Domino’s Pizza Shop, Because Class? What’s That Again?

After reading this, you’ll probably never want to eat pizza again. On second thought, maybe that’s a little dramatic. In the very least, you’ll think twice before ordering out. Just a warning.

We’ve all been there. You walk into a pizza place, stand in line, lean against the counter and stare at the cookies in the little clear bins. I don’t know what it is about pizza shop cookies, but they always look sooooooo darn delicious. You wait and decide what to order. My go-to is deep dish pizza with onions, peppers and pepperoni and an extra side of marinara sauce. Oh. And ranch. OH. And parmesan cheese. I like my pizza to look like a snowy New England village.

Sorry. I really want pizza now.

Now, imagine ordering your pizza, moving over to a table and watching a couple literally GET IT ON at the counter you were just leaning up against.

That happened in real life .

Daniella Hirst and Craig Smith were caught on CCTV engaging in a sex act and having sex in the Domino’s Pizza, on Castle Road, in Scarborough.

 

They are expected to be sentenced at Scarborough Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday afternoon.

Hirst, 29, of Gypsey Road, Bridlington, pleaded guilty to outraging public decency at a hearing last month.

 

Smith, 31, of Field Road, Bridlington, was found guilty of the same offence after a 30-minute trial, which was held in his absence while he was in prison in relation to other matters.

 

Magistrates at the trial watched the 18-minute footage showing the pair in the pizza shop in February.

 

The video showed the couple ordering food and messing around with a yellow cleaning cone before Hirst performs oral sex on Smith.

 

They are then seen having sex while leaning on the counter close to the till.

Here are some screenshots. Don’t worry. You don’t see anything. But it’s clear what they’re doing…doing NEAR YOUR PIZZA.

WHO DOES THAT?!

Staff can be seen working in the kitchen as the couple continue their antics and delivery staff come and go during the footage.

 

Scott McLoughlin, the couple’s solicitor, told the court the incident happened after the pair had been drinking.

 

He suggested that although the sex acts had been in public, they were not ‘brazen’.

 

Mr McLoughlin told the magistrates that the CCTV footage was illegally uploaded to the internet by a member of staff at the pizza store and, if it was not for this, the acts would not have been viewed by thousands of people.

 

Chairwoman of the bench Angela Beardshall said a custodial sentence could not be ruled out.

People are gross. And now I’ll never look at pizza counters the same.

I hate to admit this, but I actually want pizza now.

h/t Daily Mail