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October 16, 2017Here at COTR, we keep up with absurd fashion trends. It might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but it’s a good way to get some harmless mocking out of your system. It’s therapeutic, really. It’s also a really great way to keep track of our wacked out culture. We’ve got clothes covered in lady bits. Butt crack jeans. Plastic thigh highs and detachable pants. Vag clutches. Nip nails. And now, friends, I must introduce you to fried chicken pants.
It’s the latest must have fall staple!
No, they’re not spandex. The woman in the picture doesn’t actually have thighs that big. That’s the “look” the pants give.
See? They actually resemble fried chicken thighs.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wanted my legs resemble fried chicken thighs. Isn’t that every girl’s goal?
The good news? This trend looks like it’s confined to Japan for now. But, you can get these bad boys on the Rakuten website for $82.
People can’t stop mocking them.
楽天で見つけた服が私にはケンタッキーにしか見えないしバックスタイルとか完全にフライドチキン…… pic.twitter.com/5BwsWdLcys
— 和人/22日王の器:ﾓﾝﾃ･ｸﾘｽﾄ伯 (@k_kazu_magi) September 26, 2017
FF外失礼します。フライドチキンに差し替えてみました pic.twitter.com/SQjusz8omW
— とらうとさぁもん (@Demasei_) September 26, 2017
— おーもと (@bttf0709) September 26, 2017
FF外から失礼します🐰
これに見えました😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/J7pFxNDNHL— すずカス@雑多垢 (@suuchan1207) September 26, 2017
— へれす (@H3RETH) September 27, 2017
FF外から失礼しましす
画像お納めください pic.twitter.com/fMDDh3R72n— サンボル鎧武 (@sannboru_rider) September 27, 2017
Pray these don’t take off here in America. (The sad thing is, if a Kardashian started wearing them, I bet they’d take off. Ugh.)
Anyway, consider this a preemptive strike. #NoFriedChickenPants
h/t Daily Mail
