Couple’s Trashy Sex Act At A Greek Monastery Ruined It For EVERYBODY ELSE

I’ve seen a few “fake sex acts” wedding pictures and I find it SO off-putting.

Like, listen… we all know you’re trashy as hell, but there’s really no need to mimic oral sex during your wedding photo shoot. Truly. We already know you suck. (f’real)

NOW… people who do that AND post it on social media… that’s the definition of trash… and again, I don’t get it. It’s not cute or funny or sexy. Just utterly classless.

Yes, I’ve seen it in real life. Yes, I’ve immediately de-friended those people because I wanted nothing to do with them ever again.

Their future kids will LOVE seeing that in mom and dad’s wedding album someday…. so will the bride’s dad.

Speaking of these garbage people…. these folks did exactly that… and then ruined a bunch of other people’s weddings:

A British couple who caused outrage after they were photographed appearing to perform a sex act in front of a sacred Greek monastery say the picture has been ‘blown out of proportion’.

 

Matthew Lunn, 27, posted the snap of his new wife Carly, 34, knelt in her white dress as he had his trousers and boxer shorts around his ankles while punching the air.

 

The photograph has led to all foreign marriages being banned at the monastery in Rhodes, causing havoc for hundreds of British couples.

 

Speaking to The Sun Mr Lunn said that the couple now regret the stunt while it emerged that his wife had gone into hiding.

I can’t post the picture, but you can see it here.

The couple, from Birmingham, said they posed for the cheeky snap to show their unique sense of humour in their wedding album.

 

But Mr Lunn’s grandfather has failed to the see the funny side, telling MailOnline: ‘I’m disgusted.’

His sister, Kimberley, added: ‘The picture was just a joke.

‘It should never been in the papers.

 

‘I can’t say anymore than that at the moment.’

 

Near the harbour, the bride knelt in front of her new husband – who works for his father’s car recovery firm – and appeared to perform a sex act on him in her wedding dress, while he had his trousers and boxers down to his ankles.

 

The picture, which was taken by one of Matthew’s family members, was posted on Facebook and immediately went viral.

The island’s bishop didn’t think it was a particularly funny joke.

But now the island’s top bishop, Kyrillos of Rhodes, has decided to ban all foreign weddings at the monastery of St Paul – forcing hundreds of British couples to cancel their dream days.

 

Giorgos Eleftheriou, president of the local Lindos community in Rhodes, told The Times: ‘We are Greek and we cherish our traditions and the sanctity of our religious sites. We cannot allow this disgusting behaviour to prevail.’

 

‘I have hundreds of soon-to-be brides from Britain and all over the world calling me today in tears because of this decision.

 

‘Shame on those two for the damage they have done. Would they have done the same in their homeland; in front of a British chapel, a Jewish temple, a Muslim mosque? They would have been beheaded by Muslims!’

HARSH. But I meeeeean…. he’s not wrong.

It’s not just future brides with canceled weddings that are upset…. Rhodes depends on tourism money, and a lot of that comes from weddings…. so business owners are P*SSED…. and even thinking of suing the couple.

“Even though it was a simulated act they felt it defiled the church,” they said. “The situation was really that the local priest and church and the mayor had no choice but to say that there will be no further weddings – 99 per cent of the weddings are British.

 

“People are outraged and talking about suing the couple involved. They want the couple to publicly apologise to Rhodes and particularly the church.”

 

The local mayor has not yet endorsed the decision but is expected to after the season is over, leaving the location of ceremonies booked years in advance in doubt.

 

The sudden loss of weddings could be a major blow to the local economy, which is highly dependent on tourism and hospitality. Greece is still recovering from a severe economic crisis.

 

Mr Eleftheriou said he was looking at relocating thousands of other scheduled weddings to other locations on Rhodes.

Ruining a local economy!

Great start to a marriage, folks!