Sen. Susan Collins Will Not Run For Governor Of Maine

Sen. Susan Collins is on my list. She’s been on my list. She’s completely useless. So when I heard the rumors that she may leave the Senate, I was filled with joy. But then I heard that she would only leave to jump in the governor’s race in Maine.

I prefer her out of politics completely, please and thank you.

Well, bad news folks. She’s not running for governor. She’s staying put. Apparently, one her colleagues wrote her a letter and said, “the institution would suffer in your absence.”

How pretentious and arrogant are these people? The Senate would be JUST FINE without you, Susan. In fact, we might have an Obamacare repeal and replace bill if not for you. Way to go on that, by the way.

All that being said, she’s decided she needs to stay in the Senate in order to make a difference. They need her. We need her. We would probably curl up and die without her.

WATCH: Maine Senator Susan Collins announces that she will remain in the Senate and not run for governor https://t.co/33vLv93uo5

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 13, 2017

I’m beginning to get the feeling this was all a giant head fake. She just needed an ego boost. She needed to hear her colleagues say, “Please don’t leave us, Susan! We NEED you! This COUNTRY needs you!”

JUST IN: U.S. Senator Susan Collins (R-ME) has announced that she is not running for governor pic.twitter.com/4q9xlJn4RV

— NBC News (@NBCNews) October 13, 2017

Sen. Susan Collins: “I have concluded that the best way that I can contribute … is to remain a member of the United States Senate.”

— Steven Shepard (@POLITICO_Steve) October 13, 2017

Susan Collins, please let me know if you decide to leave the senate. I will gladly pack your bags.

The sooner the better.

— RD (@real_defender) October 13, 2017

Susan Collins says she’s not running for Governor. I know she really wanted to. But her vacated Senate seat would have been filled by a corrupt extremist republican appointee, and she wasn’t willing to let that happen. So she’s staying in the Senate to block Trump. Good for her.

— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) October 13, 2017

Senator Susan Collins is the Definition of RINO.

— Democrat no more (@standforflag) October 13, 2017

Praying #RINO Susan Collins has no political future & is replaced with a #Trumponian Republican next election! https://t.co/5Sz5jNt4td

— Curtis (@RealDitzell) October 13, 2017

Maine, please do something about Susan. Thanks.