Chelsea Handler Makes A Gross Sex Joke About Melania Trump
CNN ‘Confirms’ That Tillerson Did, In Fact, Call Trump A ‘Moron’
October 4, 2017So… Keith Olbermann Just Called POTUS And Ben Shapiro “Whores” …
October 4, 2017I know the left hates Melania Trump, solely because her last name is “Trump.” Sometimes, I like to pretend that we’re dealing with rational people. I say to myself, “Self? Do people really have a legitimate reason to loath Melania?”
The answer to that question is no. They don’t. Melania’s greatest crime is marrying Donald Trump. That aside, what has she done to make people hate her so much? She rarely– if EVER– makes political statements. It’s not like she’s going around telling women who didn’t vote a certain way that they hate their own voice. *coughMichelleObamacough*
None of that matters. Melania is horrid because she’s married to Satan. Therefore, stupid sex jokes are totally on the table.
Melania to host a discussion on opioid abuse. She says unless you have to have sex with Donald Trump, you have no excuse to be on drugs.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 29, 2017
Imagine what would’ve happened if conservatives made those kind of remarks about Michelle.
Anyway, Chelsea Handler’s “joke” is gross and inappropriate, but the biggest problem? It’s LAME. Almost as lame as her latest dad joke.
Mike Pence is set to tour NASA facilities today. Before going he had to promise his wife he wouldn’t visit Uranus without her.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 25, 2017
She needs help.
You need a writer badly.
— Brent Wilson (@ilostmyratchet) September 29, 2017
She can’t afford one. Between the coke & booze, she is broke.
— Marielle Lilou (@MarielleLilou) September 29, 2017
She can’t afford one. Between the coke & booze, she is broke.
— Marielle Lilou (@MarielleLilou) September 29, 2017
I found it to be funny myself. Very tacky but I really like her.
— Beverly (@bewilly1961) September 29, 2017
Holy shit. This is embarrassing. You’re trying too hard to be funny. You’re not.
— Anthony Acosta (@AnthonyAcostaKW) September 29, 2017
Chelsea, give it up already! You’re so obsessed w/Trump & his family that you look ridiculous to everyone now. Wth is wrong with you anyway?
— Karina Pettinger (@Kittykatnip1970) September 29, 2017
Opiods are killing people and decimating towns in record numbers. Not funny
— Sharon#canadiangirl (@Sharongreco13) September 29, 2017
Speaking of more bad jokes…
I hear Tom Price didn’t know he was fired for two hours because his phone was on private airplane mode
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 29, 2017
She’s going down in flames and doesn’t even realize it.
