CA Music Instructor Accused Of Giving Kids Flutes Tainted With His Own Semen

WTF is wrong with people?

According to this, a performer with Flutes Across the World is under investigation for handing out flutes to schoolkids that were tainted with his own semen, because that is the world we live in now.

We live in a world where people put their own semen on flutes used by school children.

This may have impacted at least 13 different school districts in California, and parents were notified by email this past Friday.  In part, the email read:

“The performer distributes a flute-like musical instrument made of PVC pipe or bamboo to students during a music lesson, and the allegation is that he contaminated some of these instruments with semen.”

Can you imagine being on the receiving end of that email? OMG.  Parents were also asked to put flutes they may have received from the perpetrator into a paper bag and turn them into authorities for testing.

So far, the name of the perpetrator has not been released, and the founder of Flutes Across the World has not commented.

We live in a sick world, y’all.