Woman Turned Her Discarded Lady Bits Into Jewelry

I’ve heard about people making jewelry out of some pretty wacked out stuff, but this takes the cake. I’m done. Game over. This isn’t funny or amusing anymore.

Meet Tracy Kiss. She’s a blogger out of London. Something else you should know about her? She had excess skin trimmed off her labia. I guess they call this procedure a “labiaplasty.” (I realize this wouldn’t normally be a story. Stay with me.)

‘I visited my doctor with pain from training at the gym which felt like a burning sensation down below,’ Tracy tells metro.co.uk. ‘It turned out to be a cyst caused by friction because of my protruding labia and he advised I have it surgically removed.’

So she did. End of story, right? I wish.

For some reason completely beyond me, she asked to keep her excess skin and made it into jewelry. She painted it and put glitter on it and everything. DO NOT WATCH this if you have a weak stomach. My gag reflexes are still kicking in.

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‘I kept my labia following my surgery as a trophy of overcoming the pain it had caused me my entire life,’ Tracy told metro.co.uk. ‘I also have my old breast implants too. Unfortunately the surgical fluid they were stored in turned them grey so I wanted a long term option of preservation for which I discovered crystal resin jewellery.’

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KEEP IT?! Why are we turning our physical ailments into JEWELRY?! That’s disgusting. If I have something surgically removed, I WANT IT REMOVED FROM ME COMPLETELY FOREVER.

This is obscene. I’m still dry heaving.

h/t Metro UK