Lena Dunham Considers Adapting Hillary’s “What Happened” To Film

I’ve been secretly enjoying the crap show that is Hillary’s book.

Why?

Because it proves everything I already knew about her: She’s a delusional hag who’s completely unable to hold herself accountable for anything….

…and now people who didn’t realize it before are starting to see the light.

But, here’s where I draw the line…

Lena Dunham entertains the idea of adapting Hillary Clinton’s memoir https://t.co/RcVrniRiF9 pic.twitter.com/MXTr1JET8X

— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) September 29, 2017

BARF.

Lena Dunham and Hillary Clinton. Can you imagine a more insufferable combo?

Fortunately, it’s not a done deal.

Dunham has to get her surroundings set first. “We will for sure read it,” Dunham tells The Hollywood Reporter.“It’s something where I need to get into bed with a hot water bottle and read it; it’s not like a casual train read for me.”

 

The reason why she craves distraction-free time to consume Clinton’s campaign tome, which moved more than 300,000 copies in its first week across all platforms, is because Dunham stumped hard for the Democratic nominee. “After you work on the campaign for 18 months and invest yourself in the way we did, it’s something you want to read when you have time to reflect on it.”

 

When queried on whether the book would make a good TV or film adaptation, Dunham jokes, “Great question slash suggestion,” with [Lenny Letter partner Jenni] Konner adding, “Call HBO; we’ll have to see if Danny Strong is available.” Strong penned 2012’s Game Change about Sarah Palin joining the John McCain 2008 presidential campaign.

Why do I find that “hot water bottle” comment so incredibly annoying?

I hate everything about Lena Dunham with a fiery passion.

I hope to GOD this doesn’t happen.