Police Are Searching For The “Mad Pooper”

WTH is even going on here?!

This is the weirdest thing I’ve heard in a while… I’ve gotta admit. I can’t stop laughing.

According to this:

The hunt is on for a female jogger dubbed the ‘mad pooper’ who has been busted defecating on a Colorado family’s lawn for almost two months.

 

Police in Colorado Springs are now investigating after the family first spotted the woman with her pants down outside their home seven weeks ago.

Yes. Really. The story of how they first encountered the “mad pooper” is out of this world weird.

Cathy Budde said her children were the ones to catch the jogger mid-squat and ran in screaming to tell her.

 

‘They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?” Budde told KKTV.

 

‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’

 

Budde said she thought it was just a one time thing and the woman would have been too embarrassed to show her face again.

 

But she said the jogger has been back once a week to defecate, despite there being public restrooms in a nearby park.

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THIS PSYCHO?!?!?!!

It turns out she always brings toilet paper with her…. and leaves that in their yard, too!

I can’t even!

Here she is, the mad pooper herself:

Look familiar? Are YOU the mad pooper?