The Democratic Socialists of America are doing what any good Socialist would do:
Selling t-shirts!
The rumors are true! We finally have shirts on our site 😎 https://t.co/FaaCgDzxaQ pic.twitter.com/cIrMWdjq9o
— DSA 🌹 (@DemSocialists) September 1, 2017
Wait, wait… Socialist? I meant Capitalist. Selling a desired good is a Capitalist thing to do. Silly me.
Surely they’re free then, right?
So you’re…selling things…for money…because socialism?
— Aly Nielsen 🐰 (@voiceofonewoman) September 1, 2017
Participating in voluntary transactions, I see. pic.twitter.com/ZgEjpwOPc8
— Christian Lemke (@ChrisLemke23) September 2, 2017
Using capitalism to fund democratic socialism…
— RET2452 (@RET2452) September 1, 2017
Interestingly they have a little scheme going on to make this totally non-capitalistic, and seemingly avoid paying sales tax. Wow! How SOCIALIST of them!
That’s not sketchy AT ALL.
Also you gotta wait 6 weeks for a T SHIRT? THOSE DAMN SOCIALISTS CAN’T DO NUTHIN’ RIGHT!
As you’d expect, they end up getting totally roasted for this on their Twitter. Their response is…. sad.
In response to all the brain geniouses whomstdve just owned DSA in the replies: pic.twitter.com/Y1RMnMD2al
— YDSA at NC State (@ydsancsu) September 1, 2017
….bless their little socialist hearts.