The last I heard, “Human Ken Doll” Rodrigo Alves was ignoring doctors who were warning him that another nose surgery could cause his nose to turn black and FALL OFF.
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Word has it he ultimately went to Iran and had a bunch of stuff done to his face anyway. He got a “vampire face lift” and a chin implant, because square faces are for squares.
‘Yesterday I had a vampire face lift with derma pen and PRP (Platelet-Rich Plasma). The aim of the procedure is to clear all my scars after all the surgeries that I have had while here in Iran.
Despite the warnings, he got another nose surgery.
Sitting in his hotel room ahead of surgery in Iran, he told MailOnline: ‘I am just waiting for my chin to arrive actually. It’s custom made and it’s coming in the post.
‘I don’t want to have to have another nose operation, but I have no choice.
‘I wanted to look better, but now I can’t breathe at all. So it is hard to deal with it. It’s going to be very painful and risky.
‘When I appeared on Botched, they had to subtitle me because I sound so nasal. People attack me online for having a huge head because my chin implant is too big.
‘I’ve done a lot of research and Iran is the country where people have the most nose jobs in the world, so therefore they have had more practise.’
But he’s in the news again (no. His nose has not fallen off yet). He’s still on the quest for the perfect bod. He’s already spent $450,000 on various procedures, and now he has another in mind. Gastric bypass surgery! It’s his only option, as his body can no longer handle lipo.
Can you imagine getting lipo so many times that your body legitimately can’t handle it any further? Holy insane.
Even though he’s living a posh life, he’s been stressing out and eating his feelings, which has caused weight gain. But instead of working out and eating healthy, he wants gastric bypass, even though he’s not morbidly obese.
“I have been stuffing my face like crazy and I’ve gained more weight than ever,” he said.
I’d also like to point out that he has fake abs.
‘All I want is to get this over and done with so I can focus on my new fashion collection and get in shape so that I can show off the clothes to the best of my ability.
‘I hope that by September I will have full use of my nose and be able to start training in the gym and eating right.
‘I have been suffering from anxiety lately which lead me to gain nearly three stone in weight and all my outfits are feeling really tight.’
He still insists that he’s not addicted to plastic surgery.
Anyway, as soon as his nose falls off, I will let you know.