The Latest Social Media Craze? The ‘Heart-Shaped Breast Challenge’

CHINA. Leave it to China. Although to be fair, we have some pretty gross hairy-pitted feminists around the rest of the world, plopping paint-filled eggs out of their hoo-has and calling it “art,” so I can’t mock China too much here. The crazy is everywhere. However, it’s only a matter of time before American millennials start taking this new challenge on.

Unfortunately for men, you can only participate in this challenge if you have boobs. (Totally sexist, I know.) Are you ready for this? It’s the…..drumroll please…. heart-shaped breast challenge!

HEART BOOBS. That’s right. It’s like heart hands…

…except with boobs.

It’s all the rage on Chinese social media.

Apparently, the challenged, named ‘heart-shaped breast challenge’ started earlier this week when a live-stream hostess created ‘the trick’ to attract more fans.

 

Some web users claimed that only buxom women could complete the challenge.

 

‘To be honest, women with small breasts cannot squeeze out a heart shape,’ said one person said on Weibo.

 

‘Who wants to have a competition with me?’ Asked another user ‘pinkyhua’.

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It’s only a matter of time before this takes off here in America.

We are doomed.

h/t Daily Mail