Michelle Obama Details The Dark ‘Struggles’ Of Being First Lady

Cry me a river. One giant river. Shed those tears. I do NOT feel bad for you, Michelle.

Former First Lady Michelle Obama recently spoke at the 30th anniversary of the Women’s Foundation of Colorado (WFCO) and told WFCO’s President Lauren Casteel all about the deep, dark struggles of being FLOTUS. She’s scarred you guys. All those taxpayer funded vacations and armed security and designer clothes really cut her deep. And it was extra hard for her, because she’s a black woman– an extremely oppressed black woman.

“The shards that cut me the deepest were the ones that intended to cut,” she said.

“Knowing that after eight years of working really hard for this country, there are still people who won’t see me for what I am because of my skin color,” she continued.

There it is. Race. OF COURSE this is about race. Leave it to the former FIRST LADY OF THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME COUNTRY IN THE WORLD to reclaim her role as a victim.

I can’t stand Michelle Obama. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with the color of her skin, and I think that applies to MOST conservatives. Of course I wouldn’t expect Michelle to get that. This is the same woman who thought it was “racist” of a woman to ask for a helping hand.

“I tell this story–I mean, even as the First Lady–during that wonderfully publicized trip I took to Target, not highly disguised, the only person who came up to me in the store was a woman who asked me to help her take something off a shelf,” Michelle said. “Because she didn’t see me as the First Lady, she saw me as someone who could help her. Those kinds of things happen in life. So it isn’t anything new.”

How DARE someone ask a tall woman to reach something off a shelf for them at Target. RACIST. Experiences like those– they make you bleed forever.

“Women, we endure those cuts in so many ways that we don’t even notice we’re cut,” she said.

“We are living with small tiny cuts, and we are bleeding every single day. And we’re still getting up,” she added.

Give me a break.

Michelle also urged the audience to be brave, because despite this administration, “the folks here are good.”

I will never understand why anyone views Michelle O as an inspiring figure. She’s an elitist snob who wasn’t even proud of our country until her husband became president.

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She bossed everyone around and served as a glorified food Nazi for eight years. In the very least, she could’ve slayed the fashion world, and she even failed to do that. She’s a perpetual victim, and I’m so glad she’s gone.

What? One personal 747 and 32 assistants weren’t enough for her eight year vacation on your dime? https://t.co/2HsKhWtDcp

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) July 31, 2017

Melania is such an upgrade.

h/t Daily Mail