“Manspreading” Is Now Illegal In Madrid

Remember manspreading?

Well…. Feminists, rejoice! One of the afflictions plaguing womankind, keeping women shackled by the chains of patriarchal oppression, is now illegal in Madrid!

🚫 No smoking
🚫 No littering
🚫 No manspreading

Manspreading is now a no-no on Madrid’s public buses https://t.co/zmO8UInREg pic.twitter.com/1QEm37htwr

— CNN (@CNN) June 10, 2017

Thank GOD for this. Feminists have been complaining loudly about it, so I guess it must really be a VERY BIG DEAL. Good to see a government stepping in and solving the serious issues of the world.

This is not the first, nor will it be the last place to tackle this IMPORTANT LEGAL MATTER head on. In fact, NYC has them beat. (because of course they do).

It must be SO NICE being a liberal airhead who is deluded enough to believe that that things like “manspreading” and “mansplaining”are the real hard-hitting issues of our time.

Please note: Before anyone loses their sh*t at me, yes, I am being sarcastic. (There’s always at least one)