Jimmy John’s Founder Swears He Didn’t Straddle A Shark Naked

Should I laugh? Should I cry? I just don’t know.

There’s a photo circulating on the web, and it’s…disturbing. Get ready. Here it comes.

Why yes. That is a nude man straddling a shark. But here’s the thing: No one knows who this man is.

So far, people have wondered if it’s Jimmy John’s founder Jimmy John Liautaud…

… or Florida Gators football coach Jim McElwain.

Here’s a closeup of the nude, shark straddling man–

I will say, I can see the similarities. But so far, both men have denied it.

“I don’t know who it is, but it isn’t me,” McElwain said, according to the Daily Mail.

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Jimmy John Liautaud, a former big game hunter, had his spokesman deny it.

I think it’s hilarious that both of these men actually have to explain that they’re not the nude man straddling a shark.

Still, that leaves us with one question. Who is the nude man straddling this shark? The internet needs to know. This is important stuff. Please, send us any tips. It’s urgent. It’s a matter of national security, really.

h/t Daily Mail