Bill Maher Has Something To Say About Bill O’Reilly

Everyone and their mother has something to say about Bill O’Reilly’s unceremonious exit from Fox News.

Of course, that includes loud-mouthed liberal Bill Maher.

Here’s smug liberal BS at its worst:

UUUUUGH. I cannot tolerate these levels of douchery. This man is the very definition of douchenozzle.

For those of you who couldn’t stand to watch this man spew his liberal smug all over your screen, here’s what he had to say about O’Reilly:

“I feel like there is a tragic element to Bill O’Reilly where he couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a million-dollar bill.”

 

“Even though he was very successful at his career, what he really wanted was a woman, any woman, to ‘Like me! Like me! Just somebody like me! You don’t even have to f–k me, just like me!’ And he couldn’t. He’s a dinosaur like this.”

 

“The only way he thought he could get laid was by threatening your job, or promising you one. Just either a carrot or a stick as opposed to just … how about talking to a woman? Being nice to her? Maybe someone would like you, Bill, if you tried that approach.”

Then of course the pinhead had to go for the “Fox is racist” punchline, because it’s one of liberal’s favorite (and only) talking points:

“You’ve been following this story for a while, it has not been going well for Bill. And apparently this week, the last straw: a black woman who worked at Fox News came forward and said he used to call her ‘hot chocolate,’ which I find shocking. Fox News hired a black woman? Shocking.”

Haha! Good one! Totally fresh joke! Conservatives are racists! Killer comedy you’ve got there!

Aaaaaaaand because he’s a pig, he had to make a nasty joke about Sean Hannity and President Trump.

“Now the big man at Fox News is Sean Hannity, and amid all the troubles over there, I want you to know that Hannity remains completely free of any sex scandal — unless you count the nightly blowjob he gives to President Trump.”

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE REJECTED THE LIBERAL MEDIA AND HOLLYWOOD ELITES, YOU THICKSKULLED P.O.S.

I’ll tell you what’s tragic. Bill Maher’s complete and utter detachment from reality.

You know what makes me feel a lil’ better? Donald Trump is his president, too. SUCK ON THAT, BILL.