Teen Vogue Publishes An Article On What To Buy Your Friend Who Just Had An Abortion

I remember back when the liberals used to say that though abortions were tragic, they were at times necessary. Even back when I was an oblivious, brainwashed “pro-choicer” I never once thought abortions were something to CELEBRATE.

How the times have changed! Teen Vogue just released a slideshow article on WHAT TO BUY YOUR COOL BFF WHO JUST HAD AN ABORTION. As in a gift to celebrate the fact that this TEEN just had a baby ripped out of her uterus and murdered. I this really what we’ve come to?

TEEN Vogue abortion gift guide. Make abortion cute. 😐@TeenVogue https://t.co/WrMj6rdkYj

— Amber Bailey (@camberbailey) February 10, 2017

This is BEYOND insane. Let’s make sure our teen girls know that abortion is super cool and cute and OMG GIRL POWER.

Among the “abortion gifts” are:

Angry Uterus Heating Pad by Lady Bits Design

f you’ve gone the pill route, you can expect almost 3 solid days of pain. Likely worse than any period symptoms you’ve ever experienced. You’ll love it! It’s like 2 throbbing hot balls of lead are trying to escape your body, all while your stomach contracts over and over again. Huzzahhhhh! This angry uterus heating pad is the most apropos, because trust – without some direct heat, your lady bits will not be pleased.

 

Oh and she makes a mustached “MAN-struation” version for our trans-friends as well.

You want your heating pad to look like a uterus. Go for it. I don’t care. But read the rest of the description… “Likely worse than any period symptoms you’ve ever experienced. You’ll love it!” Are you trying to be cute here? Is it so funny and silly that your body is in pain because you just ripped a baby out of it? Does this writer have no conscious or self-awareness at all? “Huzzahhhhh!”

F U-terus Pin by Kidd Bell

Wear this aggro pin as a colorful armor, so that when some rude jerk asks if you regret your choice (as if that is somehow their business), you won’t need to say a word.
Snag this bb for your bed-ridden bestie and swoop one for yourself too, because the proceeds benefit Planned Parenthood, and they need all the support we can give em.

Nothing says “I’m an empowered woman who murders my offspring” quite like wearing a pin of a uterus flipping the “rude jerk” who doesn’t understand why you’re so excited about baby-killing. Stay classy, ladies.

RBG Coloring Book by By She Knows

A woman born in 1933 who at the time was expected to do little more than gain her Mrs. degree. Luckily for us and our uteruses, that woman rose to the highest judicial court there is and has been fighting for your right to choose for the last 60 years.

 

So break out the colored pencils, hunker down with some history, and pay tribute to this badass. Plus, there is nothing more cathartic than a little coloring to make your best babe feel better.

OMG GUYS! LUCKY FOR OUR UTERUSES RGB IS SOOOOO DOWN FOR ABORTION. Funny how this article gives uteruses agency, but not the babies that they’re so casually aborting.

This is sad guys. This is really, really sad. And it’s meant for our teen girls. That’s what our society allows for now.