OH THANK GOODNESS! Lindsay Lohan Has Written A Poem About ISIS!

I have no idea what poetry is supposed to accomplish in the grand scheme of things. Is it just the last resort of the self-centered and air-headed? Cheaper than drugs, maybe?

I have no idea. I just know that so many Hollywood dorks have been writing poetry to sort out their FEEEEEEEELINGS about world events. It’s like they’re a bunch of emo seventh-graders who didn’t get asked to the Fall Formal.

Anyway – according to this, we can add Lindsay Lohan to the list of heartsick Hollywood poets who suddenly decided that their “art” is going to accomplish anything.

Check out the pretentious poem for ISIS that Lohan posted to Instagram –

Well, there is some good news. At least the “why” of ISIS is on her mind. Though the idea of Lindsay Lohan trying to “fix” the “idle isis minds” is perfectly laughable. Kind of the like those progressive nutters who want to march into Syria waving white flags to make the fighting there stop. All it’s going to end up with is the dead bodies of these misguided do-gooders laying in the streets.

Maybe if Lindsay could take a few minutes out of her precious navel-gazing time to learn something about ISIS – namely that ISIS is founded on the ideology that if you don’t agree with them, or at least pretend that you do, they’re going to kill you. And if you’re a woman, you don’t have any rights. You’re just a glorified sex doll for use at their will and pleasure. They don’t care who they have to kill to infect their poison on the world – even if that involves killing themselves, they’ll do it. That what makes them dangerous.

So, yes – continue pondering upon the mysteries of ISIS. The rest of us will be dealing with the reality that they want to kill us and they’ll do anything to do it.