STOP THE PRESSES! Hillary Clinton Eats Breakfast In Public By Herself!

Well, I’ll give her this – at least she isn’t being posed with some fangirl that she “randomly” encountered in the woods (though I’m certain it’s staged).

According to this, a New York Times reporter caught a photo of the elusive Hillary Clinton eating breakfast at a restaurant in upstate New York. And there’s no one with her. No family, no staff, no adoring fans – just a former presidential candidate staring longingly at her phone over her morning coffee and toast –

Hillary at breakfast this morning at Mohonk Mountain House, upstate New York. Photo by my former NYT colleague Mike Smith. pic.twitter.com/yyrVQT43vt

— carolynryan (@carolynryan) December 28, 2016

*cue “Eleanor Rigby” in the background*

She looks so pitiful. If I didn’t know what a heinous hagbeast she really was or what she would have done as POTUS, I would almost feel sorry for her.

But since I know what she’s like, this is actually a great time for a caption contest! (No prizes – just plenty of fun and games).

“I wonder why Huma hasn’t called back yet.”

“Bacon selfie!”

“Ugh… another email from the Saudis asking for a refund…”

Any others? I know you want to try it out!