Woman Who Randomly Bumped Into Hillary Clinton Has Met Her Before

Hillary Clinton’s been doing a lot of “ordinary American” things since allowing the presidency to slip through her fingers. She’s been curling up with good books, snuggling with dogs and contemplating never leaving the house again.

She says that like it’s a bad thing.

She’s also taken some strolls through the woods, because ahhhhh. Nature. Nothing says “serenity” like walking through the woods with her best hubby eva Bill McSkeeze. If you recall, we only know she was walking through the woods, because she “randomly” bumped into one of her heartbroken supporters, Margot Gerster, who posted the picture online.

As it turns out, the encounter wasn’t a coincidence. Gerster actually worked on Hillary’s campaign. So much for that.

But hey! Hillary is just like you! She went to the grocery store to shop for some Thanksgiving goodies and “randomly” bumped into another fan, Brittany Valente. They even took a selfie together!

Hillary Clinton Stops For a Selfie While Shopping For Her Thanksgiving Meal https://t.co/11PuQuvCoB pic.twitter.com/5uA152vyOd

— Us Weekly (@usweekly) November 25, 2016

US Weekly expects us to believe that Hillary “was busy grabbing a few last-minute items when she stopped to take a selfie with Brittany Valente, who shared their snap to Instagram.”

“They were so relaxed and shopping for Thanksgiving dinner at the local village market,” Valente said. “They were so nice talking to everyone, wishing them happy holidays, and at one point Hillary said, ‘We must stay strong together no matter what. Thank you for your support.'”

Not buying? Same here. Does everyone really expect us to believe that Hillary does her own grocery shopping? Please. This is the same woman who hasn’t driven a car in 20 years. And here’s the thing about Brittany Valente. According to this, she’s a marketing director for a PR firm and has met Hillary before.

Funny how the woman Hillary “bumped” into today has met Hillary numerous times and works for a PR firm in New York https://t.co/8O7mznwQM6 pic.twitter.com/1rpsIC795M

— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) November 25, 2016

Just another crappy PR stunt. Nothing is ever random with the Clintons.