Do You Know What’s In Hillionaire’s Free College Platform?

Everyone knew that the lunatic-socialist Bernie Sanders ran on a platform of free college.  But did you know that Hillary was doing that, too?  Some of you may know that, but in case you were unaware, The High Priestess of The Kim Jong Un Collection of Pantsuits says this on her campaign site:

Let’s … make debt-free college available to everyone. … And let’s liberate the millions of Americans who already have student debt.

Let me translate that for you:  “Here, millenial-millenials!  Free craaaaaaaap!”

Yep.  That’s how Democrats get votes.  Well, that and enlisting celebridiots to peddle the free crap for them to the low-fos.  Just ask Obama in 2008 and 2012.  In fact, you can call him on your Obamaphone.  He may not answer immediately, though.  I heard he’s been doing a lot of golfing these past few weeks.

The thing is?  NOTHING IS FREE.  I mean, someone had to pay for all of her mansions (you’re welcome, Hillz).

Anywho.  Back to Queen Seahag.  She assures all of us minions (including those of us who pay the Actual Bills) that “costs won’t be a barrier” and “debt won’t hold you back.”  Pffft.  I mean, why would costs be a barrier?  Because listen, y’all – in liberal land, money comes directly from unicorn farts, and debt is nonexistent. Costs are someone else’s problem.  So let’s all just sing that stupid “This is my Fight Song” song, and all will be well with the (alternate) world.

Here’s Criminal McPantsuit’s low-down on “free” college for everyone:

Every student should have the option to graduate from a public college or university in their state without taking on any student debt. By 2021, families with income up to $125,000 will pay no tuition at in-state four-year public colleges and universities. And from the beginning, every student from a family making $85,000 a year or less will be able to go to an in-state four-year public college or university without paying tuition.

 

All community colleges will offer free tuition.

 

Everyone will do their part. States will have to step up and invest in higher education, and colleges and universities will be held accountable for the success of their students and for controlling tuition costs.

 

A $25 billion fund will support historically black colleges and universities, Hispanic-serving institutions, and other minority-serving institutions in building new ladders of opportunity for students. Read Hillary’s agenda to support HBCUs and minority-focused institutions here.

 

The one-quarter of all college students who are also parents will get the support they need and the resources they deserve. Read more about Hillary’s plan to support student parents here.

Yep.  You read that right.  Everything will be free, and if it’s a black or hispanic college, there’s going to be $25 BILLION set aside for youuuuuu.  Because I’m not sure if you’ve been told this enough today, but white people suck.  And you’re basically the cause for all the problems in this country.  Please attend a White Privilege class immediately, you losers.

Meanwhile, the very FOR PROFIT universities that Hillz seems to not like so much are the very universities that she and her rapist husband have profited from doing hour-long speeches.  Additionally, you also may not have heard that Bill Clinton made a ridiculous $16.5 million to be the chancellor – or “glorified pitchman” – of Laureate International from 2010 to 2014.  He didn’t really DO anything for that “university” (ha ha ha ha ha ha….I hardly could write that).  He just had his name connected to “a bait-and-switch academic scheme, playing off the desperation of young people who are seeking academic credentials.”

That sounds very Clinton-esque now, doesn’t it?  But listen – Trump University is a scam, y’all.  Nothing to see here.

So yeah.  Hillz is super concerned about freeeeeeeee educations for American youngsters.  Weird how that works, huh?  Perhaps they should’ve taken some of the dirty money they’ve taken from taxpayers and from UNIVERSITIES over the past few years and given it directly to kids that needed college educations?  You know, instead of asking already-overburdened taxpayers (already paying for their kids’ educations) to pay for OTHER KIDS’ EDUCATIONS.

FYI – this is why good people day drink.