BREAKING: Trump Picks Mike Pence As VP… (UPDATED)

So much for waiting until Friday.

It’s official. Someone let the cat out of the bag a day early. Mike Pence is going to be Donald Trump’s running mate –

Survey says?

Like I said earlier, I know nothing about Mike Pence. He’s Indiana’s governor and… he exists and… that’s it. Mock and Daisy might have something more to say later. And I will be happy to learn about him as time goes on.

Guess we’ll see how this shakes out.

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UPDATE: Now the Trump campaign is saying that NO ONE has been picked as VP.

WIZZAH?