Donald Trump’s Official Full Statement Has Been Released

As you probably have heard, Donald Trump has tossed over the game board, tossed his hair, and said, “Neener neener Fox I’m not coming to your stupid debate on Thursday!”

Cue his most fervent following praising this move as some sort of example of his brilliance and trying to justify it by saying stupid crap like, “Megyn Kelly is a b*tch.” (No seriously, those are some of the comments I’ve actually seen on our FB page.)

Meanwhile, in reality, the rest of us have to come to grips with the fact that the person leading the polls right now is afraid of Megyn Freaking Kelly.

His campaign released this statement.

Translation:  “I’m awesome and I could shoot people in the street and my fans would still love me and also I’m a billionaire and I’m tremendous and Fox is mean so I’m not going to play with them anymore even though I always say that I can get along and negotiate with everyone.”

Yeah.  I feel like that about sums it up.

Anyway, he’s seriously for real honestly not going to participate, because of he’s scared of a girl.

Sigh.