Attention Townspeople: Canada Is Running For President

Vancouver-based political satirists, “The Canada Party,” have announced their intention of running for POTUS. Canada is running for president. Yes. The entire country. And don’t even tell me they can’t run, because Ted Cruz is! *ba dum tss* (Don’t freak out. It was a bad joke. Cruz is totally eligible to run, so calm down.)

“We are once again declaring our candidacy for president of the United States of America,” Brian Calvert says in the video. “Not me, not Prime Minister centerfold but all of us…34 million of the politest people you will ever meet working in shifts as your commander-in-chief.”

*Language warning*

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Again, this is SATIRE. Political S A T I R E.

PS: I want his sweater. Eagle + Moose = Greatness