These Are Actual Post Titles, You Guys. And They’re Not Satirical.

Not terribly long ago, I posted a few examples of insane headlines from the ridiculous website called Everyday Feminism, which is my go-to source for crazy feminism fodder. If you missed that post, you can check it out right here. But I’m warning you – you’ll be dumber after you see those headlines.

You’ll also likely wonder, as I did when I first saw those headlines, how privileged (<–See, I can use their word too!) the people writing those articles are, considering that those are the issues that are weighing so heavily on their minds. Just how sheltered are they, that they worry about the struggles hairy brown girls have with self-love?

It makes me want to show them a newspaper – from Cologne, perhaps, so that they can see what kind of “feminist” issues the women over there are dealing with. They’re trying not to get freaking raped in the street by rabid migrants, and the morons at Everyday Feminism are worried about hairy brown girls loving themselves.

In case you’re wondering if perhaps the website has changed at all, let me just save you the trouble of checking, and show you the kinds of topics that they’re busying themselves with now.

I have no idea what that even means.  Is chocolate sex a thing too?  Could someone be sex-negative and prefer neopolitan sex? Or sex-neutral and prefer chocolate chip cookie dough sex?

Someone actually sat down and thought of 12 reasons why women don’t get off as often as men, y’all.   I wonder if they got paid for that? Clearly, I’m in the wrong line of work.

This suggests that period positivity is a thing, which I guess would explain this.  And this.  And this.  And this.

No offense to any heavier-set readers, but I have absolutely no need to know anything whatsoever about fat sex.  The fact that this headline says that everyone NEEDS to know stuff about fat sex is proof that the people running that website are completely batsh*t.

See that?  Please add the word “exotic” to the many many many many many words that progressive idiots have deemed racist.  Pretty sure there are enough to fill a few volumes now.

“Internalizing the male gaze?”  WHIZZAH WHUZZAH?

I genuinely wonder how these people function on a day-to-day basis when they face Actual Problems, and not these stupid manufactured ones.

Sigh.