Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend Broke Up With Him For The Dumbest Reason Ever

No. This has absolutely nothing to do with politics and everything to do with Tim Tebow– the Christian quarterback who’s extremely outspoken about his relationship with God and does a bunch of great stuff for people on a regular basis.

Again, this is borderline gossipy. You’ve been warned.

Word has it that former Miss USA Olivia Culpo broke up with Tebow because he wouldn’t sleep with her. According to the reports, she couldn’t take his “goodie goodie” nature.

“He was really into her,” a source close to the model told us, “he was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her.”

 

“She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it,” said our insider, “He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”

It sounds like she broke up with him because he’s TOO MUCH of a nice guy. She knew  what he was like before but probably thought she could chaaaaaaaange him. Usually girls use that as an excuse to date total losers. They believe they can change their guys and make them less scummy. In this case, Culpo wanted to change Tebow and convince him to compromise his values.

Good riddance to her. A real woman wouldn’t ask Tebow to compromise his principles and dump him for being too nice and wholesome and God-fearing.

So rejoice, young Christian girls. Tebow’s back on the market! (Side note: He’s actually from the city RIGHT NEXT to mine, so I’m just waiting to bump into him at Publix or something. Then we could get married and the New England Patriots could sign him and I would get to go to every single Patriots game and cheer my man on forever and ever.)

A girl can dream. 🙂