Breaking: Liberals Were Saying Oregon Shooter Was A Conservative, Look What We Just Learned…

The liberal media’s gone ape-nuts over a dating profile that Umpqua Community College shooter made that said he was a conservative Republican –

It’s like a liberal wet-dream – FINALLY, there’s a killer who supposedly identifies as a conservative and the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy actually exists! (never mind that the guy was systematically shooting people who identified as Christians, but those are just pesky details).

But according to Red Alert Politics, the shooter (who I’m not even going to give the pleasure by typing his name on this post) was actually a registered Independent. And, according to Oregon law, you can’t register as an Independent and vote in either Republican or Democrat elections –

Kind of inconvenient, that.

No doubt the liberal media will drop this and go back to shouting “SQUIRREL!” over gun control again.

(h/t WZ)