Hillary Accidentally Admits That Border Security Is A Huge Problem

Hillary Clinton’s campaign has been in panic mode. With Bernie Sanders gaining in the polls, she decided to make a three day stop in the Granite State.

During her visit, she picked up the endorsement of Gov. Maggie Hassan. Woo. Go Hillz. 

While speaking to a crowd at the University of New Hampshire, Hillary said NH's heroin epidemic is one of her top priorities. (And for the record, it's really bad. For those of you who don’t already know, I live in New Hampshire part of the year, mostly in the summers. Heroin is a HUGE problem. Heroin addicts are EVERYWHERE. I couldn’t even walk my dogs in certain parks because they were known to have heroin needles all over the grass. And don’t even get me started on the pale, glassy-eyed, unemployed addicts mindlessly walking around grocery stores and certain parts of downtown. It’s AWFUL.)

Anywho, Hillz knows this is a serious issue, which is exactly why she’s willing to go straight to the source of this problem. MEXICO. Which is so weird because I thought the border was secure!

Clinton also called the heroin epidemic in New Hampshire a top-tier issue in her campaign. In addition to the billions of dollars she has already promised for treatment and prevention, Clinton told News 9 she would consider going after the drug at its source, even if that means going into Mexico to do it.

 

"I think you have to," she said. "This has to be a comprehensive strategy. And we know that this cheap heroin that is killing so many people is coming across our border.”

Wait Hillz. You’re actually admitting that there’s a problem? I thought all the illegals hopping over the border were just dreamers?

Remember what you told “Donald Trump” during your super spontaneous "Tonight Show" appearance?

“America was built by people who came here, they worked their hearts out for a better life. That’s what many immigrants are doing today. Their dream is to become American citizens. You know, you’re trying to stop them.”

So I guess those guys aren’t just trying to come here for a better life, right Hillz? Which brings me to this question: Wall? Or giant wall?

I’m still partial to a giant wall with a moat filled with stinging jellyfish. And I’m only kinda joking. 

h/t Weasel Zippers