Ariana Grande Hates America. And You Probably Don’t Want To Shop In Any Donut Shops After She’s Been There. FYI.

You know, there are celebrities I wouldn't mind meeting (granted, Ariana Grande is not one of them). But I certainly don't want to eat doughnuts that they've already slobbered on.

According to this, Ariana Grande was in a doughnut shop in Los Angeles with her new boyfriend (okay, that's normal). After she and the new Mr. Grande made out for a bit in front of the doughnut counter, she actually leaned down to a tray of doughnuts sitting out and LICKED them –

Ew. Ew. Ew. EW!!! (Yeah, if I were that doughnut store owner, I would be ticked off too!)

THE STORY GETS EVEN BETTER! (or worse, depending on how you want to look at it) While in the store (during the 4th of July, mind you), Grande took issue with some doughnuts that were decorated with red, white, and blue and this is what she had to say about them –

[A]nother new batch of donuts fresh from the oven sent the star into a far from patriotic rant.

 

The Florida-born star can be heard saying:

'What the f**k is that? I hate Americans, I hate America.

 

'That's disgusting.'

Geeeeeeez… if red, white, and blue doughnuts set this chick off on a rant… why do we ALL send her a box of patriotic doughnuts? Just because.

So – there you go. Another anti-American celebrity that has a crapload of Twitter followers (30.3 million as I am writing this post) and who gets a lot of attention for being absolutely disgusting in public and her fans will be all "She was just being silly and funny with her boyfriend while they were buying donuts! Why does everyone have to be so MEEEEEEAN??" And then Grande will endorse some liberal Democrat in the election and her scores of followers will vote accordingly.

While they're licking doughnuts that they haven't paid for yet. You know, like you do.

We are so doomed.