Katherine Timpf, of NRO, wrote the most hilarious column about the 10 ways men oppress women, and she incorporated pretty much every stupid thing that liberal feminists say to make their points, and it is seriously one of the best things I have ever read ever.

(Update 7.30am because I'm already seeing people on FB who think Kat is being serious:  OMG PEOPLE THIS IS SATIRE.)

You have to read the whole thing right here, but here are my favorites from the top ten list:

"Men should always ask, 'Do you consent to me complimenting you?' before saying anything nice or else it's assault." 

Timpf calls compliments without consent "Broplimenting."  HA HA HA HA HA!

On the flip side, when a man says someting mean to you, Timpf calls that "Mansulting."  She writes:

"Mansults are worse than insults because each one is another brick being added to the fortress of the patriarchy that surrounds you every day no matter how hard you try to fight it with hashtags on Feminist Twitter."

There's also "Manpacking" which Timpf says is when,

"…men bring large backpacks onto the subway that take up too much room. Before you dare manterrogate me and ask why it’s a gender issue when women can have large bags too, check your privilege and realize that the only reason women have backpacks is for makeup and other items they need to measure up to the standards imposed on her by the patriarchy. If you see a woman with a large backpack taking up space, the only person you should be mad it is yourself for imposing that backpack on her with your unrealistic standards of beauty."

There's so  much more where that goodness came from.  Make sure to read her whole list of ways men constantly oppress women at the sourcelink!