ISIS Is About To Seize Kobane, China Has Overtaken Us As The Largest World Economy, Ebola Is Here, And Democrats Want to Smoke Joints And Dance.

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Published by Daisy on October 9, 2014

In today's news…

ISIS is on its way to seizing Kobane:

Ebola is here in the U.S., and the majority of us want flights BANNED….shut down from ebola-ridden countries, according to a new survey. I guess we're all a bunch of freaked out xenophobes or something. Go figure.

China has officially overtaken us as the largest world economy. YAY US!

Have I mentioned that we're still broke?

And Democrats? Well, they're dancing in their underwear about "getting the vote out" for their candidates so they can push super-important left-leaning issues like saving freaking trees and getting marijuana legalized and making sure they can still kill their unborn babies in their second and third trimesters and whatnot. That's just so super compaaaaaaaaaaasionate of them.

And the lemmings are eating it up.

Amerika.

Daisy

Daisy (Amy Jo) co-founded Chicks On The Right in 2009. Read her full bio here.

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