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I’d Like To Say That I’m Surprised…
October 27, 2012
Blingification = Awesomesauce. And No One Does Bling Better Than The Ice Diva.
October 27, 2012
Published by Daisy on October 27, 2012

This pro-Obama ad, created by the ad agency of Goodby, Silverstein & Partners, contains a lovely little ditty sang by children.  It's a precious little tune about how if Romney wins, polar bears and people will die because the atmosphere is fried and the earth will crack.  It's supposedly reminiscent of Lyndon Johnson's 1964 ad that basically said that if Barry Goldwater was elected, he'd start a nuclear war. And you know, everyone would die. Just like if Romney is elected, of course. Because, according to Obama and all his buddies, Romney is a murderer.  And Republicans are all evil. Didn't you know, lemmings?

Here are the lyrics, in case you didn't experience projectile vomiting from them the first time you were subjected…

Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the sea

We don't have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuff

We're the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we're kinda blaming you

We haven't killed all the polar bears
But it's not for lack of trying
Big Bird is sacked
The Earth is cracked
And the atmosphere is frying

Congress went home early
They did their best we know
You can't cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it's welfare dough

We're the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we're kinda blaming you

Find a park that is still open
And take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place
To build a weapon in space
But you can write off your au pair

It's a little awkward to tell you
But you left us holding the bag
When we look around
The place is all dumbed down
And the long term's kind of a drag

We're the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And yeah, we're blaming you

You did your best
You failed the test

Mom and Dad
We're blaming you

Ah yes.  Bullsh*t propaganda.  Brought to you by that compassionate, tolerant, open-minded, and loving left.

Nothing like some brainwashed children to personify the liberal mind…awesomesauce.

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Daisy (Amy Jo) co-founded Chicks On The Right in 2009. Read her full bio here.

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